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repeating a word you don’t know more like

baby's first words
mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:
WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water