overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
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my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no