I don't wanna be a crappy housewife

gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

nerdjpg:

nailed it.

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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relahvant:

sitting in an exam like

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joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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britneyspeares:

taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist

firelorcl:

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

tastefullyoffensive:

"Human, why you do this?"

tastefullyoffensive:

"Human, why you do this?"

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo