THIS IS ART
you want a hot body?
you want a bugatti??
you want a maserati???
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil
if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head