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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

THIS NEEDS AT LEAST 50,000,000,000,000,000 NOTES

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via bastille, jacob)

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url

I just wanted something food-related because someone who inspired me getting a comedy tumblr. blog also had a food-related url so yeah, r0astbeef (also because roast beef was taken already…)


2. a picture of me

 

(this is the small one that I’m using in forums, for the bigger version go to my blog)

3. tattoos i have

none lol


4. last time i cried and why

some weeks ago, I saw a video of a fireman saving a kitten out of a building and reviving it..

5. piercings i have

dear lord am I glad I don’t have any

6. favorite band

S.P.Y.女团

7. biggest turn off

When people don’t pay attention to the things I’m saying and just being ignored at all

8. top 5 (countries)

I love the whole world, but my personal top 5 countries are

#5 Georgia

#4 France

#3 Bhutan

#2 Mauritania

#1 (Mainland) China

9. tattoos i want

I don’t want any atm but maybe something huge happening to me could change the way I think

10. biggest turn on

My biggest turn on is when persons don’t try to “act like an adult”, because they’re thinking being an adult automatically means having no fun and being all serious about everything, but I friggin enjoy my life, so I’ll always stay a kid somehow

11. age

16 yo

12. ideas of a perfect date

just having fun together, like even hanging around is cool to me when the person I’m dating is humorous

13. life goal

My life goal is being able to speak 10 languages fluently until I turn 50


14. piercings i want

I don’t want any, but other than with tatoos, I don’t think this is going to change


15. relationship status

(of course) single


16. favorite movie

Pitch Perfect and a German documentary about beauty ideals from Germany compared to the ones in Mauritania (it’s called “Wer schön sein will, muss reisen”)


17. a fact about my life

My life is quite balanced, the better I do in school, the worse I do socially and vice versa and I also forgive people WAAAAY too often because I’m afraid of being alone


18. phobia

When I’m in a bigger building I’m somehow always afraid of it to fall apart, I also have a fear of elevators and I have a fear of wars breaking out


19. middle name

I got none but I now how to write my name in several writing systems:

托比亚斯 (Chinese Characters)

توبياس (Arabic)

トビアス (Japanese Katakana)

Тобиас (Cyrillic)

טוביאס (Hebrew)

ཏོ་བི་ཨས། (Tibetan)


20. anything you want to ask

(towards my followers) Why are you following my blog? :D

(in general) Why didn’t Mei Finegold get into the final like wtf is wrong with you Europe?!

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will