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bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”
ocarina-of-timelord:

welcome to europe enjoy your stay

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

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stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

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thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
asknook:

NEW LEAF GIVEAWAY EXTRAVIGANZAAAAaa ONE GRAND PRIZE WINNER WILL RECIEVE: either a physical or digital copy of Animal Crossing New Leaf! it’s completely up to you. i will either be shipping from amazon or i will give you a nintendo eshop 40$ card code.(if you’re a follower you’ll also get a ~SECRET BONUS PRIZE~*~*~*~*)i will also absolutely do international shipping if necessary ok!!! we’ll work out the details if you live overseas and are picked to win.RULES AND JUNK
you dont have to be following me!! ( though all followers before this is posted will have a better chance of winning, since this giveaway was originally strictly for them only hueheheheh )
likes and reblogs are gonna count but only ONE EACH i dont wanna see any spam rebloggin ok thats not cool or fair
askbox must be open and i need to get a response within 24 hours ok
you DO NOT have to give me an address or personal info, as i can give you a digital copy of the game instead! (perfect for the lil ones with rly strict parents yeah)
since the game may be released on the 2d/8th instead of the 9th/14th this giveaway is going to end on MAY 28TH which is just two weeks oh goodness
aaand i think that’s everything goodluck to u and i hope you have a good day

tupacabra:

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jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

imagine it would rain hands instead of water drops

thankengine:

thankengine:

i figured out how to request money on paypal

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my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no

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billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
maddievertes:

hylandbrooke:

oh

 buy friends

stupicl:

FACEBOOK STATUSES WHEN YOU WERE 11

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