I don't wanna be a crappy housewife
tastefullyoffensive:

"Human, why you do this?"

tastefullyoffensive:

"Human, why you do this?"

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Danny is out of control 

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Danny is out of control 

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch